July 24, is National Tequila Day, National Drive-Thru Day & National Tell an Old Joke Day

July 24, is National Tequila Day, National Drive-Thru Day & National Tell an Old Joke Day

Quote of the Day
“Taste is the feminine of genius.” Edward FitzGerald, English writer. (1809-1883)

Oh dear your in for a good laugh today, thanks for dropping by!

Joke of the Day
Morning Sickness:
The neighbour dropped in on a friend and found her sitting at the kitchen table, staring blankly at a half-empty cup of coffee; her three kids squabbling loudly in the other room. “What’s wrong Marge ?” she asked. Marge told her that she had “morning sickness.” Surprised, the neighbour said, “I didn’t even know you were pregnant!” “I’m not.” the harried young woman replied. “I’m just damn sick of mornings.” 
Hahaha! 😀

100 BEST Tequila Drink Recipes
http://www.1001cocktails.com/recipes/all-mixed-drinks/tequila-recipes.html”

Berries With Tequila Cream
http://www.myrecipes.com/recipe/berries-with-tequila-cream-10000001634641/?nomobile=1″

How to make Homemade Tequila Rose Liqueur – Tipsy Bartender

How to make a Tequila Sunrise – Tipsy Bartender

How to Make 5 Easy Tequila Cocktails

Paloma Your Other Favorite Tequila
http://drinkwire.liquor.com/post/the-paloma-your-other-favorite-tequila-cocktail?utm_source=Sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=7.23%20Paloma-ab&utm_term=Liquor:%20Total%20%28Consumer%29#gs.eXTwGYE

When Was the First Drive-Through Restaurant Created?
http://m.wisegeek.org/when-was-the-first-drive-thru-restaurant-created.htm

A brief history of the drive-through in Canada
http://www.canadianbusiness.com/economy/canada-drive-thru-history-timeline/

Drive Thru Invisible Driver Prank
Magic of Rahat 

Drive Thru Invisible Driver Prank 2

Drive Thru Invisible Driver Prank 3

6 YEAR OLD DRIVE THRU PRANK BUYING HAPPY MEAL – SwissVidz

McDonalds Drive Thru Rap

Happy National Tell an Old Joke Day

100 Best Jokes
http://www.jokes-best.com/

What starts with “F” and ends with “UCK”? “FIRETRUCK”!!! What were you thinking? What starts with “P” and ends with “ORN”? …”POPCORN”!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me….Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

Q: How do you wake up Lady gaga? A: Poke her face.

Q: Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal? A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Songs of the Day
Pee Wee Herman – Tequila
http://youtu.be/UVKsd8z6scw

“Weird Al” Yankovic – Trapped In The Drive-Thru

Clarence Carter- Strokin’ – UltraVintageVidz

icarly – the joke is on you – guille

Rod Stewart – I Was Only Joking (Official Video) 1977 *RARE*

Closing Quote
“Character is the ability to carry out a good resolution long after the excitement of the moment has passed.”
— Cavett Robert

Closing Joke
Checking for DUI:
One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone else left the bar and drove off. Finally, the fellow started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0. The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, “Tonight, I’m the designated decoy” 

Have an awesome joke of a day, no drinking and driving through a drive thru telling jokes….. or pulling off the designated decoy trick, it might just catch up on you! Play safe, be safe and use common sense it’s the weekend and I want to see to back tomorrow! 😉 lol

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Cheers,

Phil Lim
Food/ Music Blogger

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